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What to know about the Rhythm of the River

The Search for the Confluence

Every city has a rhythm.

In Grand Rapids, it can be heard in the water.

The Grand River cuts through the middle of the city, rolling past bridges, neighborhoods, old factories, new developments and places where people have gathered for generations. In places, the river moves quietly. In others, it crashes over the rapids, changes direction, gathers speed and forces everything around it to adjust.

That makes Rhythm of the River a pretty appropriate name for a basketball team.

The franchise didn’t begin with a master plan to become one of the most recognizable groups in the BeerCityHoops universe. It began the way a lot of good things in Grand Rapids begin: with people showing up.

There were summer runs at Wilcox Park. There were nights at Fifth Street Hall when basketball wasn’t necessarily the only reason people came through the door. There were pickup games, conversations, arguments about who could actually play, and the inevitable discovery that some people who seemed like they were merely hanging around were considerably better at basketball than they had any business being.

Somewhere in that flow, Cope, Cuervo and Trav Waylaa started putting the pieces together.

They weren’t simply assembling five guys who could fill a lineup. They were creating an identity.

The team’s early BeerCityHoops history was originally wrapped in a series of names and ideas that eventually evolved into Rhythm of the River. The league once billed them as 1814: Rhythm, a nod to Grand Rapids’ remarkable musical history and particularly the DeBarge-Jackson connection that helped define the city’s musical identity in the 1980s. The team became Rhythm of the Knights, briefly embraced the tongue-in-cheek title Silver-Haired Basketball Club, and eventually settled into the identity that seemed to fit all along: Rhythm, River North.

The evolution was appropriate.

The team itself was evolving.

Cope was the foundation in the middle. Parker became one of the franchise’s defining constants. Cuervo brought volume, confidence and a willingness to let the three-ball fly whether the defense was prepared for it or not. Trav Waylaa added another piece to the original chemistry. Together, they established the personality of the team before the roster ever became what it is today.

And then came the next wave.

Parker has become something of a franchise institution. His longevity is difficult to separate from the identity of Rhythm itself. Through the early years, he has accumulated the kind of production that doesn’t necessarily scream for attention on one particular night but becomes impossible to ignore over dozens of games. His rebounding has become especially important, and during Year 6 he was the league’s leading rebounder entering the final stretch of the regular season.

Then there is Amir.

If Parker represents continuity, Amir represents acceleration.

His offensive production has repeatedly given Rhythm another gear. During Year 4, Amir averaged 16 points per game in his 22 appearances and shot nearly 40 percent from the field. By Year 6, he had crossed 300 career points, including a 29-point explosion in Week 15. At that point, the question wasn’t whether Amir could score. The question was whether Rhythm could consistently build enough around that scoring to turn individual production into postseason hardware.

That is where the Rhythm story gets interesting.

Because this has never been a franchise lacking talent.

It has sometimes been a franchise searching for the exact combination of talent.

Luka is part of that puzzle. His early Rhythm résumé doesn’t necessarily jump off the page—14 games, 4.6 points per game in the team’s early statistical record—but players like Luka can become more important to a team than their raw numbers suggest. The question surrounding him is almost a classic sports soap opera: Is he a piece waiting for a larger role, or is Rhythm continually looking for someone else to fill the role he could have claimed?

Kersey presents another version of the same storyline. Seventeen games in the early Rhythm record, efficient shooting and enough versatility to suggest that there was always something there. The intrigue isn’t whether he belonged. It’s whether the circumstances ever lined up for him to become indispensable. He’s now on his way to play for the rival, Legends.

And then there is the revolving door that every successful BeerCityHoops franchise eventually encounters.

Players come in.

Players leave.

Some become fixtures.

Some become footnotes.

Some leave just when it appears they are becoming important.

The departures of Trav, Cope and Cuervo from City to form Rhythm of the River turned what had been a collection of players into something more deliberate—a franchise with history, personality and expectations. Their departure from the original construction also created the first great Rhythm question:

What happens when the people who created the rhythm aren’t necessarily the people who have to carry it forward?

That’s where the soap opera begins.

Could Parker eventually become the unquestioned elder statesman of the franchise?

Can Amir’s scoring become the engine around which the next great Rhythm lineup is built?

Does Luka finally find the role that turns potential into permanence?

Can the organization find another big body who complements Parker instead of simply asking Parker to do everything?

And perhaps most importantly: who becomes the next player to walk into a summer run at Wilcox Park, throw a few shots up, and convince somebody that he belongs?

That’s the confluence Rhythm is searching for.

Because the inspiration behind this team isn’t simply the Grand River. It’s the idea of confluence itself.

Water from different places comes together and becomes something larger.

So does music.

Grand Rapids has produced musicians, bands, artists and performers who have taken pieces of different influences and turned them into something distinctly their own. Rhythm has always borrowed from that same idea. Basketball has its own music: the squeak of shoes, the slap of the ball, the argument after a foul, the silence before a jumper, the explosion after it drops.

That is the culture Rhythm has grown out of.

It isn’t polished.

It isn’t supposed to be.

It’s basketball mixed with music, bars, friendships, arguments, personalities, rivalries, neighborhoods and the strange collection of people who somehow keep finding each other around a basketball court in Grand Rapids.

The results have been impressive.

Rhythm entered Year 6 with one of the strongest all-time winning percentages in the Gr3g League, and by the end of the season the franchise had established itself as one of the league’s consistent contenders. The team finished the Year 6 regular season 10-9, then battled through the expanded postseason format, eventually finishing the Finals run with a 65-60 victory over City.

Yet the trophy cabinet still doesn’t contain a championship.

That’s the itch.

Rhythm has been close. In Year 5, the team entered the Finals as the No. 2 seed after a 13-5 regular season and was one of the league’s primary contenders. The talent has never really been the issue.

The confluence has been.

The next version of Rhythm may therefore be less about finding one superstar and more about finding the right mixture.

A player who rebounds.

A player who defends.

A player who can knock down the open three.

A player who doesn’t need the ball every possession.

A player who can handle Amir having the hot hand.

A player who understands what Parker brings.

A player who can absorb some of the personality once carried by Cope, Cuervo and Trav.

And maybe a player nobody has even heard of yet.

That’s the beauty of the river.

You never really know what is coming downstream.

The future of Rhythm of the River will probably look less like a straight line and more like the Grand River itself—changing course, picking up new influences, losing others, speeding up, slowing down and occasionally crashing over the rocks.

But the objective remains the same.

Find the confluence.

Bring the right people together at the right time.

Turn individual talent into collective rhythm.

And eventually, turn all that rhythm into a championship.

Because in the BeerCityHoops world, Rhythm doesn’t need to become something it isn’t.

It just needs to find the five—or six, or seven—pieces that finally make all the different sounds line up.

The river is still moving.

The music is still playing.

And somewhere around Wilcox Park, Fifth Street Hall or whatever court comes next, the next piece of Rhythm may already be waiting.

TRADE RESCINDED (edit) Ligers and Nets settle up on a trade

This trade has been rescinded, retroactive to October 23rd, after Crain did not show up to games. His agent has not commented or responded.  

Return of the Crain

The Roundball Ruckus Ligers have acquired the rights to Crain Wreck from the Sixth Street Nets in exchange for Gr3g, who recently passed 300 career points.

Crain’s return is still week-to-week. Gr3g has chosen to wear #15 for the Nets.

The roster changes goes into effect immediately.

L3g3nds use spin move to acquire Dr. Weed

The L3g3nds of the Lakes are acquiring Dr. Weed from the Roundball Ruckus Ligers in exchange for the rights to

SPA Cougars 87-88

“attempt to host the Tribute to the Ruckus 3v3 on Sunday, August 14th (9am) at Lincoln Park”.

With the addition of the 6-0 forward known for his famous Armadillo spin-move, the Old Men have now acquired 2 players from the St. Paul Cougars Class of ’89 team (Gr3g) with hopes of adding as many of the roster as possible.

 

 

Dr Weed Armadillo photo
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22
Name
Dr. Weed
Position
Forward
Height
6-0
Weight
213
Current Team
Legends
Seasons
Hall Of Fame, Year 1 2020-21, Year 2: 2021-22, Year 3: 2022-23, Year 2 Finals (Winter 2021-Spring 2022)
Age
51
Hazy AF n/a jan 2021 photo

He’s back! The logo returns to his roots with the Buzz

IV abruptly retires & the Buzz trade for Gr3g

Coming off a disappointing first year playing in the BeerCityHoops Gr3g League, starting point guard and Buzz team ambassador IV dramatically walked off the court mid-game and subsequently retired this past Tuesday.

While the team continued on to a defeat at the hands of the Crew, league officials were already in contact with each other during the second half about the future of players (IV & Gr3g, specifically), the players still on the floor for the Buzz and the Broad Leaf franchise, in general.

Having taken the lead for the Buzz since late last summer, IV had shown promise as a team owner/ambassador as he put together a roster of competitive hoopers. Although the Buzz hadn’t entered the league with the type of success and fanfare as the Crew or the City, the stability as a franchise seemed to be on par with that of the Nines and the Ligers. But, if he doesn’t want to play during the hard times, the players union has already spoken and declined to allow IV back on the court.

the players union has already spoken and declined to allow IV back on the court

In a meeting just prior to new year, Gr3g talked with Grizzly Doug, the founder of the Broad Leaf Buzz, and admitted that his days playing for the Nines were numbered (mostly 15, 36 & 52) but would continue as a role player on the Alpine Route if needed and would gladly accept a move away from “an environment I once enjoyed but can’t exist in anymore” as soon as possible. The worst part, he added, “was asking Money to join me over there while not really knowing if I could stay”.

The advice?

“Tell ’em all to go take a flyin’ bleep on a rollin’ donut!”

Gr3g’s agent, Michelle, added,

“YOU DO YOU!”

And so here we are, the league’s founder will be traded back to the Buzz for a 2022 late-round pick trying to fit into a squad that has enough talent (and possibly enough time to mesh) to compete in the playoffs. Gr3g will wear the yellow #8 jersey for the Buzz.

Maybe it works. Maybe it fails miserably. Word is they’re just going out to hoop it up.

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MVP on the move? Nines send 4 players to Hawks for Mr94Feet, rights to J. Barrett

AG, ****, The Juice & Coach Drew heading to defending Champs

 

Less than 12 minutes into the first game of the season, the Greyline Nines saw Drew wince and grab his right arm. He knew. We knew. He’d be out for the next 10-12 weeks with a fracture (broken arm) just above his right wrist.

While it didn’t change the outcome of the Week 1 game against the Buzz, it definitely caused some concern for the front office of the Greyline Nines.

On Monday morning, the Nines reached out to Ryan 4ce, the GM/lead ambassador of the Red Hawks of Force to inquire about a major shakeup to both rosters. Becoming Coach Drew for the remainder fo the regular season, he’s a better fit on the bench for the Hawks as opposed to pacing the sidelines for a Nines team wrought in familiarity and the 4ce sees that.

Joining Coach Drew on the move to the Hawks are newcomers A.G. and ****, as well as wily Military Veteran The Juice.

In return for the major haul of talent, the Hawks will send Mr94Feet and the returning player rights to J. Barrett (aka “Double Barrett”) to the Nines.

With the trade, the Hawks gain some much needed production in the lane (****) and a guard (A.G.) who can both create off the dribble and light the fire from distance like a viking sparking the funeral pyre. Adding “The Juice” to the mix only makes it a higher possibility that the opposing team goes home to drink Bloody Mary’s as soon as possible.

On the other side of the trade table are the Nines, who’ve made some interesting moves over the past 6 months. After acquiring Tyco from the Hawks for draft picks over the summer, they were notified during pre-season that the big man, along with 2020-21 League MVP Los, were opting to play “overseas” (in some cheesy YMCA league, per an unidentified source) and wouldn’t be returning to the Gr3g League for the 2021-22 season. Losing their two biggest players (both physically and “in the news” this summer), the team targeted the best outside shooters on the market to go with the returning “get buckets” duo of MJ and Boston.

After finding a deal to put Money in a Buzz uniform, the Broad Leaf ambassadors shipped him to the Nines to clear space for incoming draftees from Summer League. Knowing the Buzz was going to fill the roster with the “highest upside”, the Nines again reached out to the Buzz to inquire about the availability of BeerCityHoops‘ founder, Gr3g. The high-motor, “recklessly defensive of his parquet” point-forward returns to the League with hopes of pushing his Buzz #8 and Nines #15 jerseys into a HOF #36 before he retires and takes the broadcasting helm.

The Nines now have some of the best outside shooters in the League. Finding some space inside the 3-point line for Gr3g on the block will allow the others to spot up and fire up some 3’s and 3G’s.

We know they have the talent, do they have the health to compete? 

Coming off a knee scope for MJ, a scattered schedule for Boston’s little leaguers, Gr3g’s age and the unknown of the newcomers, including Buggs, who signed today, signify a change of direction in philosophy for the Nines but also shows that the front office understands last year’s game plan fell flat in the Playoffs. This team is now the oldest of the Original Six, with Money being the only under-30 player on the team.

What now for the defending Champions? 

The sudden addition of a near-full squad that has played together in other markets definitely puts them back on the map. Losing key players Mr94Feet (Nines), Bandit (no-show), and Big Baby (playing in Norton Shores with Whores) and some deep bench players (Tyco, Jerms, Berlin Wall), the Red Hawks will rely on Cake (returning from injury), I’ll Will (their own Eric Beverly) and rookie Daniel BK, who joins the League as the first player from the Congo.

 

https://beercityhoops.com/calendar/2021-22-season/

 

 

Ricky Robby signs a new deal with the Creston Rock Crew

Ricky Bobby, the big fundamental from the Greyline Nines, has announced he’ll be taking the stage with the purple Creston Rock Crew for the upcoming 2021-22 season and beyond. 

While most of you know the background of the team, you don’t know that Ricky Bobby is also the lead singer of the Pretoria Band, who play tonight on the City’ s WestSide at the Tip Top Deluxe on Butterworth Ave SW.

1st Ward Division

Season Team G FGM FGA FG% 3PM 3PA 3P% GRM GRA 3G% PTS PPG RBZ ZPG AST STL BLK FT% RPG APG SPG BPG
Year 1 2020-21 Nines** 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Year 2: 2021-22 Nines** 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Total - 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

2nd Ward Division

Season Team G FGM FGA FG% 3PM 3PA 3P% GRM GRA 3G% PTS PPG RBZ ZPG AST STL BLK FT% RPG APG SPG BPG
Year 1 2020-21 Crew** 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Year 2: 2021-22 Crew** 6 33 86 38.4 8 28 28.6 0 0 0 74 12.3 52 8.7 29 9 2 0 0.0 4.8 1.5 0.3
Total - 6 33 86 38.4 8 28 28.6 0 0 0 74 12.3 52 8.7 29 9 2 0 0.0 4.8 1.5 0.3

the GR3G league

Season Team G FGM FGA FG% 3PM 3PA 3P% GRM GRA 3G% PTS PPG RBZ ZPG AST STL BLK FT% RPG APG SPG BPG
Year 1 2020-21 Nines** 9 48 146 32.9 13 52 25.0 2 7 28.6 111 12.3 60 6.7 16 19 4 0 0.0 1.8 2.1 0.4
Year 2: 2021-22 Crew** 14 69 205 33.7 18 74 24.3 0 4 0.0 174 12.4 118 8.4 57 17 4 0 0.0 4.1 1.2 0.3
Total - 23 117 351 33.1 31 126 49.3 2 11 18.2 285 12.5 178 7.8 73 36 8 0 0.0 3.1 1.5 0.3

Career Total

Season G FGM FGA FG% 3PM 3PA 3P% GRM GRA 3G% PTS PPG RBZ ZPG AST STL BLK FT% RPG APG SPG BPG
Year 1 2020-21 10 54 167 32.3 15 59 25.4 2 7 28.6 125 12.5 68 6.8 17 20 4 0 0.0 1.7 2.0 0.4
Year 2: 2021-22 14 69 205 33.7 18 74 24.3 0 4 0.0 174 12.4 118 8.4 57 17 4 0 0.0 4.1 1.2 0.3
Year 2 Finals (Winter 2021-Spring 2022) 4 19 56 33.9 6 22 27.3 0 2 0.0 45 11.3 37 9.3 23 3 0 0 0.0 5.8 0.8 0.0
Total 28 142 428 33.1 39 155 77 2 13 18.2 344 12.5 223 7.8 97 40 8 0 0.0 3.1 1.5 0.3

Rumor: The Nines are currently working the phones to add a big man and a point guard from Summer League.Â